tonight i received an unexpected sms from my soul sistah a.k.a bezy fwen that really made my day or to be exact, night.
here it goes.
Notice:
The Erecterius Trouserius or the Trouser Snake is the world's most dangerous snake. Color varies from pink to black. It is fangless. Average length is 3 to 9 inches depending on subspecies. Usually appear on bedrooms but found in unusual places at times. Attacks women in the lower part of the abdominal area. Its highly venomous spit can cause prolonged swelling that lasts for 9 months. IT HAS ALSO BEEN KNOWN TO ATTACK MEN FROM BEHIND. Beware.
bwahahahahahaha.
if you are offended with these kind of jokes, then too bad.
-mel-
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